Let's run down the parties:
Attempting to bribe me with money borrowed from my grandchildren
Attempting to bribe other people with money borrowed from my great-great-grandchildren
Not even bothering to bribe me, won't even tell me how big the bribe is
My mom telling me how naughty I have been, wants me to go sit in the corner and have a time-out
Since at this moment there doesn't appear to even be a candidate registered in my riding other than the Conservative incumbent, the choice for the moment is fairly easy.