Monday, March 23, 2009

Important Question #7

What happened to Important Question #6?

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Important Question #5

Do you think all of the "missing matter" in the universe could be accounted for by all of the pens I've purchased over the years, have never taken out of the house, but somehow seem to have vanished into thin air? (Conservation of mass, psssh.)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Important Question #4

What in the hell is the matter with you people?