So, I tried to buy a software package online.
I tried to use the business credit card, it was rejected because it didn't have something called "Verified by Visa" or "SecureCode." I thought being shipped to my home address and that security code on the back would be enough, but apparently not.
OK, so try to sign up. Oh wait, my business credit card doesn't support this system apparently, it says so right on their web site.
Well, fine, I'll try a personal credit card. Maybe Amex, that doesn't have anything to do with either of those systems. Error message: card is not signed up on VbV or SecureCode.
OK, we'll try a MasterCard... same thing...
Fine. I'll go to SecureCode and sign up my MasterCard. Enter the card number, fine. Enter some personal info. Rejected. Re-enter, double and triple check... Rejected, could not verify information. Account Locked.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck.
That.
Shit.
I'm only marginally annoyed that I didn't get to buy what I wanted. I'm utterly outraged that such a broken system was made mandatory before it was ready. Mordac lives!
Monday, May 27, 2013
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Voting
I don't really get the idea that we should force everyone to vote.
There are a lot of possible objections to the idea - it should be your right not to vote as much as it is your right to spoil your ballot, you don't really want uninformed people voting anyway.
If you really want 100% voter turnout, you're probably going about it the wrong way. I think what you really want is a statistically significant voter turnout.
That is, from the list of all eligible voters, choose 20,000 completely at random and require THEM to vote. The result is probably going to be the same, and if it's too close to be sure, then expand the vote.
I wonder what it would do to political involvement though... I wonder what that would do the campaign expenditures, where there aren't obvious groups to target.
There are a lot of possible objections to the idea - it should be your right not to vote as much as it is your right to spoil your ballot, you don't really want uninformed people voting anyway.
If you really want 100% voter turnout, you're probably going about it the wrong way. I think what you really want is a statistically significant voter turnout.
That is, from the list of all eligible voters, choose 20,000 completely at random and require THEM to vote. The result is probably going to be the same, and if it's too close to be sure, then expand the vote.
I wonder what it would do to political involvement though... I wonder what that would do the campaign expenditures, where there aren't obvious groups to target.
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Peeve of the Day
People who lay on the horn because I'm respecting the right of way of pedestrians and oncoming traffic.
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
People
People
Who kill people
Over ideas
Make me want to kill them
But I don't
And would not condone that
There's a lesson here somewhere.
Brought to you by the killing of the US ambassador to Libya over a US film portraying the Prophet Muhammad.
Who kill people
Over ideas
Make me want to kill them
But I don't
And would not condone that
There's a lesson here somewhere.
Brought to you by the killing of the US ambassador to Libya over a US film portraying the Prophet Muhammad.
Friday, September 7, 2012
Whine, Complain
Things the Federal Liberals did that I didn't like:
Edit Sept. 10, 2012 - severed diplomatic relations with Iran
Edit Sept. 12, 2012 - oh, and I forgot the whole F-35 thing
- Canadian Firearms Registry - that's a billion dollars that could have been spent actually preventing crime
- Sponsorship Scandal
- Generally being a bunch of entitled, self-righteous twits
- Renamed the government after their leader (srsly, WTF)
- Gagged all government scientists
- Gutted scientific research and environmental review
- Gutted freedom of the press by not actually having genuine press conferences
- Suspicious electoral activity
- Generally being a bunch of entitled, self-righteous twits
- As seen in the US, politics is becoming a weird, polarized mix of marketing and sport bordering on religion
- That is, there is no substance or policy, just efforts to convince by confusion
- We're asked to pick a team to cheer for, not ask if the players are any good, if we should form our own team, or if we should play a different game entirely
Edit Sept. 10, 2012 - severed diplomatic relations with Iran
Edit Sept. 12, 2012 - oh, and I forgot the whole F-35 thing
Sunday, August 26, 2012
A Tragedy
Once upon a time
On a network long ago
Academics and scholars,
Scientists and intellectuals
Discussed logic and theology
Pondered science and philosophy
With civility and decorum
And a semblance of respect for others.
Then the Great Unwashed Masses showed up and fucked everything up.
The End
On a network long ago
Academics and scholars,
Scientists and intellectuals
Discussed logic and theology
Pondered science and philosophy
With civility and decorum
And a semblance of respect for others.
Then the Great Unwashed Masses showed up and fucked everything up.
The End
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Personality Types
Consider a continuum of personality:
A. People that will "be good" regardless of laws
B. People that will "be good" because it's the law
C. People that will "be good" in fear of the law
D. People that will "be good" because cost-benefit suggests they should
E. People that will "be bad" because cost-benefit suggests they should
F. People that will "be bad" because they don't fear the law
G. People that will "be bad" because they oppose the law
H. People that will "be bad" because they don't consider the law
Problems with the world:
More importantly, laws are somewhat ineffective at changing behavior, and weak or selective enforcement makes it even worse.
A. People that will "be good" regardless of laws
B. People that will "be good" because it's the law
C. People that will "be good" in fear of the law
D. People that will "be good" because cost-benefit suggests they should
E. People that will "be bad" because cost-benefit suggests they should
F. People that will "be bad" because they don't fear the law
G. People that will "be bad" because they oppose the law
H. People that will "be bad" because they don't consider the law
Problems with the world:
- If Rule of Law is diminished, people from (C) and (D) will shift to (E) and (F)
- If laws are oppressive, irrational or misguided, people will shift from (B) to (G)
- If people are not taught from an early age to be (A) or (B), they will probably end up (H)
More importantly, laws are somewhat ineffective at changing behavior, and weak or selective enforcement makes it even worse.
Regulation
Regulation only works when it's more profitable to follow the regulations than to break them.
Over-regulation simply encourages regulations to be broken.
Is there something similar to a Laffer curve for Amount of Regulation vs. Compliance?
Under-regulation can be equally devastating, but where is the point of peak compliance with regulation?
Alternatively, how else can we encourage powerful and influential people to just stop being dicks?
Over-regulation simply encourages regulations to be broken.
Is there something similar to a Laffer curve for Amount of Regulation vs. Compliance?
Under-regulation can be equally devastating, but where is the point of peak compliance with regulation?
Alternatively, how else can we encourage powerful and influential people to just stop being dicks?
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Financial Hockey
If hockey was like modern finance:
- Teams would be able to borrow goals from future games
- Teams would be able to borrow goals from other teams
- Referees would have a stake in the outcome of the game
Thursday, February 16, 2012
A Theory of Money
Money is just a method for redistributing labor and goods across space and time.
Borrowing is a method for moving labor and goods through time, but of course time travel costs money.
Since money is just a convenient fiction, we must realize something: everything that has ever been created by people could have been created without money. Money did not magically move actual labor from the future to the present or the past. Everything that has ever been accomplished was done within the capabilities of the people alive at that very moment. The only thing that ever mattered was the motivation/incentive.
That is interesting, because the banks and governments of the world have managed to generate obscene levels of debt, but debt is just a fiction too. It may have been used as a good incentive to get things done at a particular time, but it didn't actually create labor, it only created incentive.
I wonder what we could accomplish if we were all sufficiently motivated without dragging a burden of debt along.
Borrowing is a method for moving labor and goods through time, but of course time travel costs money.
Since money is just a convenient fiction, we must realize something: everything that has ever been created by people could have been created without money. Money did not magically move actual labor from the future to the present or the past. Everything that has ever been accomplished was done within the capabilities of the people alive at that very moment. The only thing that ever mattered was the motivation/incentive.
That is interesting, because the banks and governments of the world have managed to generate obscene levels of debt, but debt is just a fiction too. It may have been used as a good incentive to get things done at a particular time, but it didn't actually create labor, it only created incentive.
I wonder what we could accomplish if we were all sufficiently motivated without dragging a burden of debt along.
Monday, December 5, 2011
Prohibition
Ostensibly, the reason for prohibition is that using them will destroy the user's life.
This explains perfectly why the punishment for using them is to throw the user in prison and destroy their life.
Oh, wait, no it doesn't.
It's like capital punishment for attempted suicide.
Just had to get that off my chest.
This explains perfectly why the punishment for using them is to throw the user in prison and destroy their life.
Oh, wait, no it doesn't.
It's like capital punishment for attempted suicide.
Just had to get that off my chest.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
The Alphabet According to Goolgle.ca Auto-Complete
A is for aubrie
B is for basketball
C is for cookie
D is for dangerous lyrics
E is for ethics
F is for frank
G is for girlie
H is for hook
I is for insignificant
J is for jake (and a is for apple)
K is for kani
L is for love (L is for lies)
M is for maple
N is for neville (who died of ennui)
O is for outlaw
P is for party
Q is for quarry
R is for rainbow
S is for silence
T is for tiger
U is for undertow
V is for vendetta
W is for wind
X is for x-ray
Y is for yearbook
Z is for zamboni
What is a(n):
What is an adjective
What is a blog
What is a canuck
What is a dutch oven
What is an earthquake
What is a fever
What is a g6
What is a hernia
What is an ipad
What is a joule
What is a kindle
What is a leader
What is a metaphor
What is a no fly zone
What is an ode
What is a podcast
What is a qr code
What is a root canal
What is a stroke
What is a tsunami
What is an ulcer
What is a verb
What is a wiki
What is an xml file
What is a yeast infection
What is a zip code
B is for basketball
C is for cookie
D is for dangerous lyrics
E is for ethics
F is for frank
G is for girlie
H is for hook
I is for insignificant
J is for jake (and a is for apple)
K is for kani
L is for love (L is for lies)
M is for maple
N is for neville (who died of ennui)
O is for outlaw
P is for party
Q is for quarry
R is for rainbow
S is for silence
T is for tiger
U is for undertow
V is for vendetta
W is for wind
X is for x-ray
Y is for yearbook
Z is for zamboni
What is a(n):
What is an adjective
What is a blog
What is a canuck
What is a dutch oven
What is an earthquake
What is a fever
What is a g6
What is a hernia
What is an ipad
What is a joule
What is a kindle
What is a leader
What is a metaphor
What is a no fly zone
What is an ode
What is a podcast
What is a qr code
What is a root canal
What is a stroke
What is a tsunami
What is an ulcer
What is a verb
What is a wiki
What is an xml file
What is a yeast infection
What is a zip code
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Election time again
Let's run down the parties:
Liberal
Attempting to bribe me with money borrowed from my grandchildren
NDP
Attempting to bribe other people with money borrowed from my great-great-grandchildren
Conservative
Not even bothering to bribe me, won't even tell me how big the bribe is
Green
My mom telling me how naughty I have been, wants me to go sit in the corner and have a time-out
Since at this moment there doesn't appear to even be a candidate registered in my riding other than the Conservative incumbent, the choice for the moment is fairly easy.
Liberal
Attempting to bribe me with money borrowed from my grandchildren
NDP
Attempting to bribe other people with money borrowed from my great-great-grandchildren
Conservative
Not even bothering to bribe me, won't even tell me how big the bribe is
Green
My mom telling me how naughty I have been, wants me to go sit in the corner and have a time-out
Since at this moment there doesn't appear to even be a candidate registered in my riding other than the Conservative incumbent, the choice for the moment is fairly easy.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
How to Read News Headlines
If any part of the headline is 'in quotation marks,' the story is either a vast distortion of the truth, or an outright lie.
If the headline ends in a question mark, the answer is no.
If the headline suggests a major medical breakthrough, the study will be small, the results not statistically significant, or there will simply be no mention of these things.
Addendum: If the headline is written in a publication in the Northwest Territories, hey! Look over there! Something shiny!
If the headline ends in a question mark, the answer is no.
If the headline suggests a major medical breakthrough, the study will be small, the results not statistically significant, or there will simply be no mention of these things.
Addendum: If the headline is written in a publication in the Northwest Territories, hey! Look over there! Something shiny!
Saturday, February 19, 2011
In today's top CBC headlines...
"Libyan snipers fire on mourners"
and
"Winnipeg girl to sing with Lady Gaga"
There is something wrong with a world where it is implied those two events deserve the same degree of national attention.
and
"Winnipeg girl to sing with Lady Gaga"
There is something wrong with a world where it is implied those two events deserve the same degree of national attention.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Congratulations to Egypt!
The People got what they asked for.
Now comes the hard part: getting what they want.
Now comes the hard part: getting what they want.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Bo*bs
One of my posts from Oct 2008 receives a large number of hits from Google. Considering that the Internet is powered primarily by porn this is hardly surprising.
The short version is, it's a survey of the number of Google hits depending on the number of additional O's added to the word "boobs." Being one of the more entertaining bits of original research I have done (in a geek way, not what you were just thinking), it's time for part 2.

As you can see, compared with the original data (blue), there has been a significant increase in the large-O count instances (red). There is a curious spike at 11 O's where there was a dip previously, and 22 O's is also considerably off the trend line for no apparent reason. 35 also shows a bit of a bump. Note that the scale is logarithmic, so while there were 34,800,000 boobs on the internet previously, there are now 40,600,000 even thought the bars are not significantly different in size.
Of other interest, I sampled a larger data set as well (up to 125 O's from the 97 in the previous survey). Did you know that the longest word Google will index is 127 characters? Interestingly, there are hits all the way out to 124 O's, with the exception of 111. This data was actually gathered in August 2010, so it may be slightly out of date.
So, in the spirit of data openness, and a shameless attempt for more Google hits, here is the raw data (.csv format) comparing the 2008 data with 2010 data:
"Google Search","Hits 2008","Number of o's 2008","Log10(x+1)","Hits 2010","Number of o's 2010","Log10(x+1)"
"bbs",168000000,0,8.23,540000000,0,8.73
"bobs",6080000,1,6.78,16200000,1,7.21
"boobs",34800000,2,7.54,40600000,2,7.61
"booobs",203000,3,5.31,302000,3,5.48
"boooobs",11700,4,4.07,275000,4,5.44
"booooobs",9500,5,3.98,101000,5,5
"boooooobs",10800,6,4.03,52500,6,4.72
"booooooobs",3110,7,3.49,26700,7,4.43
"boooooooobs",1930,8,3.29,24100,8,4.38
"booooooooobs",2230,9,3.35,9310,9,3.97
"boooooooooobs",5830,10,3.77,12900,10,4.11
"booooooooooobs",1320,11,3.12,52000,11,4.72
"boooooooooooobs",2820,12,3.45,11300,12,4.05
"booooooooooooobs",707,13,2.85,4570,13,3.66
"boooooooooooooobs",857,14,2.93,4150,14,3.62
"booooooooooooooobs",395,15,2.6,7600,15,3.88
"boooooooooooooooobs",450,16,2.65,1950,16,3.29
"booooooooooooooooobs",645,17,2.81,1920,17,3.28
"boooooooooooooooooobs",94,18,1.98,1150,18,3.06
"booooooooooooooooooobs",292,19,2.47,1530,19,3.18
"boooooooooooooooooooobs",91,20,1.96,1100,20,3.04
"booooooooooooooooooooobs",77,21,1.89,907,21,2.96
"boooooooooooooooooooooobs",65,22,1.82,8680,22,3.94
"booooooooooooooooooooooobs",50,23,1.71,791,23,2.9
"boooooooooooooooooooooooobs",63,24,1.81,619,24,2.79
"booooooooooooooooooooooooobs",54,25,1.74,678,25,2.83
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",43,26,1.64,518,26,2.72
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",47,27,1.68,671,27,2.83
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",31,28,1.51,459,28,2.66
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",44,29,1.65,328,29,2.52
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",28,30,1.46,395,30,2.6
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",30,31,1.49,282,31,2.45
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",27,32,1.45,302,32,2.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",31,33,1.51,222,33,2.35
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",21,34,1.34,88,34,1.95
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",22,35,1.36,354,35,2.55
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",17,36,1.26,69,36,1.85
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",15,37,1.2,73,37,1.87
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",20,38,1.32,64,38,1.81
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",15,39,1.2,60,39,1.79
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",20,40,1.32,73,40,1.87
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",10,41,1.04,60,41,1.79
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",7,42,0.9,49,42,1.7
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",9,43,1,40,43,1.61
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",14,44,1.18,36,44,1.57
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,45,0.85,46,45,1.67
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",30,46,1.49,26,46,1.43
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,47,0.85,33,47,1.53
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",11,48,1.08,30,48,1.49
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,49,0.7,26,49,1.43
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,50,0.78,35,50,1.56
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",8,51,0.95,28,51,1.46
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",8,52,0.95,18,52,1.28
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,53,0.78,19,53,1.3
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,54,0.7,14,54,1.18
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,55,0.7,13,55,1.15
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,56,0.78,18,56,1.28
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,57,0.6,13,57,1.15
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,58,0.7,8,58,0.95
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,59,0.7,10,59,1.04
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,60,0.7,11,60,1.08
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,61,0.85,17,61,1.26
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,62,0.7,10,62,1.04
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",7,63,0.9,14,63,1.18
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,64,0.6,17,64,1.26
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",8,65,0.95,10,65,1.04
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,66,0.78,7,66,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",12,67,1.11,11,67,1.08
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,68,0.7,9,68,1
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,69,0.7,7,69,0.9
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,70,0.48,7,70,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,71,0.85,7,71,0.9
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,72,0.78,5,72,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,73,0.48,7,73,0.9
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,74,0.85,7,74,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,75,0.3,11,75,1.08
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,76,0.48,7,76,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,77,0.85,8,77,0.95
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,78,0,9,78,1
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,79,0.48,6,79,0.85
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,80,0.48,6,80,0.85
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,81,0.7,4,81,0.7
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,82,0.6,12,82,1.11
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,83,0.6,9,83,1
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,84,0.7,7,84,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,85,0.6,5,85,0.78
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,86,0.48,3,86,0.6
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,87,0.3,5,87,0.78
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,88,0.3,9,88,1
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,89,0.3,6,89,0.85
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,90,0.7,5,90,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,91,0.3,6,91,0.85
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,92,0,5,92,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,93,0,3,93,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,94,0.3,2,94,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,95,0,3,95,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,96,0.6,5,96,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,97,0.48,5,97,0.78
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,98,0,5,98,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,99,0,2,99,0.48
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,100,0,5,100,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,101,0,11,101,1.08
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,102,0,3,102,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,103,0,2,103,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,104,0,2,104,0.48
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,105,0,2,105,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,106,0,5,106,0.78
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,107,0,2,107,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,108,0,1,108,0.3
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,109,0,1,109,0.3
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,110,0,2,110,0.48
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,111,0,0,111,0
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,112,0,3,112,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,113,0,1,113,0.3
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,114,0,1,114,0.3
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,115,0,3,115,0.6
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,116,0,4,116,0.7
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,117,0,1,117,0.3
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,118,0,2,118,0.48
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,119,0,3,119,0.6
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,120,0,3,120,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,121,0,2,121,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,122,0,1,122,0.3
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,123,0,0,123,0
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,124,0,4,124,0.7
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,125,0,0,125,0
The short version is, it's a survey of the number of Google hits depending on the number of additional O's added to the word "boobs." Being one of the more entertaining bits of original research I have done (in a geek way, not what you were just thinking), it's time for part 2.

As you can see, compared with the original data (blue), there has been a significant increase in the large-O count instances (red). There is a curious spike at 11 O's where there was a dip previously, and 22 O's is also considerably off the trend line for no apparent reason. 35 also shows a bit of a bump. Note that the scale is logarithmic, so while there were 34,800,000 boobs on the internet previously, there are now 40,600,000 even thought the bars are not significantly different in size.
Of other interest, I sampled a larger data set as well (up to 125 O's from the 97 in the previous survey). Did you know that the longest word Google will index is 127 characters? Interestingly, there are hits all the way out to 124 O's, with the exception of 111. This data was actually gathered in August 2010, so it may be slightly out of date.
So, in the spirit of data openness, and a shameless attempt for more Google hits, here is the raw data (.csv format) comparing the 2008 data with 2010 data:
"Google Search","Hits 2008","Number of o's 2008","Log10(x+1)","Hits 2010","Number of o's 2010","Log10(x+1)"
"bbs",168000000,0,8.23,540000000,0,8.73
"bobs",6080000,1,6.78,16200000,1,7.21
"boobs",34800000,2,7.54,40600000,2,7.61
"booobs",203000,3,5.31,302000,3,5.48
"boooobs",11700,4,4.07,275000,4,5.44
"booooobs",9500,5,3.98,101000,5,5
"boooooobs",10800,6,4.03,52500,6,4.72
"booooooobs",3110,7,3.49,26700,7,4.43
"boooooooobs",1930,8,3.29,24100,8,4.38
"booooooooobs",2230,9,3.35,9310,9,3.97
"boooooooooobs",5830,10,3.77,12900,10,4.11
"booooooooooobs",1320,11,3.12,52000,11,4.72
"boooooooooooobs",2820,12,3.45,11300,12,4.05
"booooooooooooobs",707,13,2.85,4570,13,3.66
"boooooooooooooobs",857,14,2.93,4150,14,3.62
"booooooooooooooobs",395,15,2.6,7600,15,3.88
"boooooooooooooooobs",450,16,2.65,1950,16,3.29
"booooooooooooooooobs",645,17,2.81,1920,17,3.28
"boooooooooooooooooobs",94,18,1.98,1150,18,3.06
"booooooooooooooooooobs",292,19,2.47,1530,19,3.18
"boooooooooooooooooooobs",91,20,1.96,1100,20,3.04
"booooooooooooooooooooobs",77,21,1.89,907,21,2.96
"boooooooooooooooooooooobs",65,22,1.82,8680,22,3.94
"booooooooooooooooooooooobs",50,23,1.71,791,23,2.9
"boooooooooooooooooooooooobs",63,24,1.81,619,24,2.79
"booooooooooooooooooooooooobs",54,25,1.74,678,25,2.83
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",43,26,1.64,518,26,2.72
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",47,27,1.68,671,27,2.83
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",31,28,1.51,459,28,2.66
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",44,29,1.65,328,29,2.52
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",28,30,1.46,395,30,2.6
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",30,31,1.49,282,31,2.45
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",27,32,1.45,302,32,2.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",31,33,1.51,222,33,2.35
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",21,34,1.34,88,34,1.95
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",22,35,1.36,354,35,2.55
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",17,36,1.26,69,36,1.85
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",15,37,1.2,73,37,1.87
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",20,38,1.32,64,38,1.81
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",15,39,1.2,60,39,1.79
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",20,40,1.32,73,40,1.87
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",10,41,1.04,60,41,1.79
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",7,42,0.9,49,42,1.7
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",9,43,1,40,43,1.61
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",14,44,1.18,36,44,1.57
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,45,0.85,46,45,1.67
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",30,46,1.49,26,46,1.43
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,47,0.85,33,47,1.53
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",11,48,1.08,30,48,1.49
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,49,0.7,26,49,1.43
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,50,0.78,35,50,1.56
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",8,51,0.95,28,51,1.46
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",8,52,0.95,18,52,1.28
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,53,0.78,19,53,1.3
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,54,0.7,14,54,1.18
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,55,0.7,13,55,1.15
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,56,0.78,18,56,1.28
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,57,0.6,13,57,1.15
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,58,0.7,8,58,0.95
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,59,0.7,10,59,1.04
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,60,0.7,11,60,1.08
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,61,0.85,17,61,1.26
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,62,0.7,10,62,1.04
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",7,63,0.9,14,63,1.18
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,64,0.6,17,64,1.26
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",8,65,0.95,10,65,1.04
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,66,0.78,7,66,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",12,67,1.11,11,67,1.08
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,68,0.7,9,68,1
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,69,0.7,7,69,0.9
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,70,0.48,7,70,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,71,0.85,7,71,0.9
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",5,72,0.78,5,72,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,73,0.48,7,73,0.9
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,74,0.85,7,74,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,75,0.3,11,75,1.08
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,76,0.48,7,76,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",6,77,0.85,8,77,0.95
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,78,0,9,78,1
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,79,0.48,6,79,0.85
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,80,0.48,6,80,0.85
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,81,0.7,4,81,0.7
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,82,0.6,12,82,1.11
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,83,0.6,9,83,1
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,84,0.7,7,84,0.9
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,85,0.6,5,85,0.78
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,86,0.48,3,86,0.6
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,87,0.3,5,87,0.78
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,88,0.3,9,88,1
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,89,0.3,6,89,0.85
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",4,90,0.7,5,90,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,91,0.3,6,91,0.85
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,92,0,5,92,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,93,0,3,93,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",1,94,0.3,2,94,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,95,0,3,95,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",3,96,0.6,5,96,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",2,97,0.48,5,97,0.78
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,98,0,5,98,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,99,0,2,99,0.48
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,100,0,5,100,0.78
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,101,0,11,101,1.08
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,102,0,3,102,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,103,0,2,103,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,104,0,2,104,0.48
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,105,0,2,105,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,106,0,5,106,0.78
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,107,0,2,107,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,108,0,1,108,0.3
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,109,0,1,109,0.3
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,110,0,2,110,0.48
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,111,0,0,111,0
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,112,0,3,112,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,113,0,1,113,0.3
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,114,0,1,114,0.3
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,115,0,3,115,0.6
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,116,0,4,116,0.7
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,117,0,1,117,0.3
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,118,0,2,118,0.48
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,119,0,3,119,0.6
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,120,0,3,120,0.6
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,121,0,2,121,0.48
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,122,0,1,122,0.3
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,123,0,0,123,0
"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,124,0,4,124,0.7
"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs",0,125,0,0,125,0
Friday, October 22, 2010
Danger
From BBC News:
Being the aggressor nation in an unjustified war to find weapons of mass destruction that didn't actually exist.
That is how you put lives at risk, not by revealing events that never should have happened and should have been disclosed much earlier.
There has been ample opportunity to reveal and hopefully apologize for the wrongdoings of the previous administration, and do it on your own terms.
Speaking to reporters in Washington earlier, US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said she condemned "in the most clear terms the disclosure of any information by individuals and or organisations which puts the lives of United States and its partners' service members and civilians at risk".
Being the aggressor nation in an unjustified war to find weapons of mass destruction that didn't actually exist.
That is how you put lives at risk, not by revealing events that never should have happened and should have been disclosed much earlier.
There has been ample opportunity to reveal and hopefully apologize for the wrongdoings of the previous administration, and do it on your own terms.
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